Some people are scared of cockroaches. Clowns. Lying, cheating boyfriends. Bitchy colleagues at work! Me, I’m scared of ghosts and piano examiners. But most of all…
I’m so afraid of these shoes!
Weak at the knees (and ankles and soles!)
Stephie
April 21, 2008, 9:52 pm,...9:52 pm
Death by Shoes
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April 21, 2008, 10:22 pm, at 10:22 pm
These remind me of ballerina shoes….
April 21, 2008, 10:24 pm, at 10:24 pm
… except ones which WILL kill you! I imagine my ankles snapping into two when I put them on.
April 21, 2008, 11:03 pm, at 11:03 pm
OMGOOOOD. who on earth could wear that?!
April 21, 2008, 11:08 pm, at 11:08 pm
OMG! Please tell me no one actually wears them!
April 21, 2008, 11:22 pm, at 11:22 pm
Wth! Have you found pictures of someone wearing them or gah, videos of someone WALKING in them?
April 21, 2008, 11:49 pm, at 11:49 pm
omg. these are impossible. the designer is wicked sick, and supremely inhumane!
April 22, 2008, 1:14 am, at 1:14 am
the models in one episode of the US version of Make Me A Supermodel had to wear them! i held my breath for the longest time. they’re so amazing in such a weird way!
April 22, 2008, 1:21 am, at 1:21 am
Tell me those aren’t Christian Louboutins! I have several ex-ballerina friends that would undoubtedly be terrified of these hideously tall heels. I’d love to see a video demonstrating how one would actually “walk” in these shoes of death!
April 22, 2008, 1:22 am, at 1:22 am
Omg! I’m gonna cry when I see someone wears that!
April 22, 2008, 1:44 am, at 1:44 am
I could pull my muscles wearing those type of killer shoes LOL. I’d rather buy the shoes and display it on the shelf.
K
April 22, 2008, 1:59 am, at 1:59 am
I’d buy them just to keep them and put them up in a visible place and just stare.. and make my firends try to get in them wuld be fun.. it’s new and original ..
Nat…
April 22, 2008, 3:17 am, at 3:17 am
Yikes!
April 22, 2008, 3:47 am, at 3:47 am
my toes ache looking at them!
April 22, 2008, 4:53 pm, at 4:53 pm
oh my gawd.
April 22, 2008, 5:38 pm, at 5:38 pm
They’d be great as installation art- I can just imagine my friends (and myself) staring at them in horror, unable to look away.
But you’re right. These aren’t meant for anything outside of a photograph. Or S&M, maybe.
April 22, 2008, 6:39 pm, at 6:39 pm
hahahahahaha! it looks so funny! i dont know why it’s cracking me up!!
April 22, 2008, 8:25 pm, at 8:25 pm
Looks like it coule be the middle of book about shoes
April 22, 2008, 9:09 pm, at 9:09 pm
yes they’re Louboutins, but they’re specially made for some exhibition or something. didnt Siri Tollerod wore them in this editorial?
April 23, 2008, 9:50 am, at 9:50 am
Yeah. fetish exhibition.
from what i’ve read, he (Mr Loubotins) said its not meant for walking. its meant to be worn when you lay down. How cute is that!
April 23, 2008, 11:29 am, at 11:29 am
Beyonce wore that before!!! Check out her music video of “Green Light”. But never didn I know they are Louboutins. And yes Stephie, IT’S FREAKY!! HAHA!
It should be just for the arts I think.
April 23, 2008, 12:02 pm, at 12:02 pm
I can’t even imagine how painful these shoes would be.
April 23, 2008, 8:37 pm, at 8:37 pm
They bring a new meaning to ’shoes that will cripple you’. They’re almost sadistic.
April 24, 2008, 12:08 am, at 12:08 am
Are this real? My feet are aching just looking at them!
April 24, 2008, 11:45 am, at 11:45 am
Holy shit, I can’t even imagine wearing that! Ack.
April 24, 2008, 4:41 pm, at 4:41 pm
these shoes are really scary! who would want to torture herself in wearing those shoes?
June 15, 2008, 12:59 pm, at 12:59 pm
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July 1, 2008, 6:22 am, at 6:22 am
Rumer willis wore those in a shoot for either Elle or Vogue, I forget which, but they are made to be worn while lying down
March 17, 2009, 5:56 pm, at 5:56 pm
They’re to turn guys on in private (unless you are a stage performer), perhaps to stand on their prone bodies, and to wear in bed mainly!